- Make fun of her hair, face, body, or clothes. Seriously, don't.
- Overuse sarcasm. It's one thing to joke, it's another to speak sarcasm as a second language.
- Flirt with other girls. It's doesn't make us want you more, it just makes us angry.
- Cheat. Never in any way will you get away with it.
- Make promises they can't keep. If you can't follow through, don't say it.
- Say "I love you" when they don't mean it. If the girl you "loved" gained 300 pounds, would you still love her? That's what I thought.
- Lie. You will get caught. Don't ever under any circumstances try to keep a lie going with a girl. It will not work.
- Deny things that are truth. If a girl confronts you about something, she knows the truth. Denying it makes her more angry. Grow some balls and own up to it.
- Pressure her. If she wants to do something with you, she will.
- Talk about other girls. Don't say they're hot, pretty or even nice. We don't want to hear it.
- Talk to her about their exes. If you're saying nice stuff, we'll assume you still like them. If you say shit, we assume you'll do the same about us.
- Say shit behind her back. No matter how much you try to keep it a secret, she will hear about it.
- Be a dick to her in front of their friends. They might think it's funny, but she will definitely not.
- Try to make it look like something was her fault to get yourself out of trouble. It will make things much, much worse.
- Ask why she's mad at you. Say you were wrong and apologise. Do not say you didn't do anything wrong. If she's mad, you obviously did something.
- Joke about wanting to break up. It won't be taken as a joke, and you'll be single before you can tell her you were kidding.
- Tell her she's overreacting. If you thought she was mad before, prepare to meet the she-beast from hell.
- Go to parties or hang out with other girls without your girlfriend. No matter how much she trusts you, she will be worried.
- Make excuses. If you screwed up, don't try to get out of it.
- Talk to her when you're mad. You will screw something up and end up regretting it.
All of these are true, I'm a girl as well so I know (: Take care!
- Swishh